"E30Joe drives a Subaru" (325joe)
12/14/2013 at 16:38 • Filed to: None
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"E30Joe drives a Subaru" (325joe)
12/14/2013 at 16:38 • Filed to: None | 11
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So I was driving my dad's F250 today because I don't have a car right now and there was this H2 behind me on a snowy on ramp to a highway. It looked like this:
He was behind me and I was taking it slow so I didn't put my dad's truck in the ditch. The guy in the hummer honked and flashed his brights (probably because I wasn't going 70mph on the snow) and pulled out from behind me (no signal) and passed me and then merged back in to my lane (also no signal). He was tailgating the explorer ahead of him and I merged to pass him and give him a mean glare. He floored it trying to merge in front of me again, no signal... And lost control and went straight in to the guard rail. It wasn't a bad accident he just scraped along it for like 20 feet and then went back in to the left lane and pulled on to the shoulder to look at the damage.
In the end I lol'd. No pics because driving and safety first.
Brian Silvestro
> E30Joe drives a Subaru
12/14/2013 at 16:40 |
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That bitch deserved every bit of what happened. I guess people with hummers think they're invincible in the snow.
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E30Joe drives a Subaru
> Brian Silvestro
12/14/2013 at 16:42 |
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I could see him starting to slip in the snow and once he merged in front of me I just let off the gas and watched the show, he merged super hard and tried to correct it but just went straight in to the rail.
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Brian Silvestro
> E30Joe drives a Subaru
12/14/2013 at 16:46 |
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I'm sure hummers are one of the most capable cars in bad weather, that guy is just a bad driver.
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E30Joe drives a Subaru
> Brian Silvestro
12/14/2013 at 16:49 |
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Not with the wheels he had, they were the size of those ones pictured, but the tires were pretty low profile.
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> Brian Silvestro
12/14/2013 at 16:57 |
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Since the H2 is basically a rebodied Tahoe/Suburban/Yukon/Escalade, probably not the greatest.
MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/14/2013 at 17:03 |
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The H2 also has a shorter wheelbase, shorter overhangs/better approach and departure angles, larger tires (stock 33" BFG All Terrains), locking differentials and the 6.0L engine. So it's not just a rebodied Suburban.
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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
12/14/2013 at 17:07 |
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Yeah, that's true. It still wasn't nearly as good as the H1. Also, as someone who drives something with 33's, they aren't ideal for ice.
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Brian Silvestro
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/14/2013 at 17:14 |
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Totally forgot about the absurd stupid dumbass bro wheels. Not ideal for any situation.
Slave2anMG
> E30Joe drives a Subaru
12/14/2013 at 17:17 |
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MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/14/2013 at 17:18 |
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Nothing can compare to the H1, that was basically a de-militarized troop transporter. Trying to do so would be unfair to the H2 because it had to be what the H1 wasn't- a daily driver. It's not as good as a Jeep Wrangler but for its size the Hummers could hold their own off road.
Of course if you want to drive on ice all terrain tires aren't the best. They also fail in mud. They are a decent compromise between street driving and dirt and that's it.
Grindintosecond
> E30Joe drives a Subaru
12/14/2013 at 17:54 |
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Dick driver. I'm gonna be a dick commenter here and say the driver was probably some really high fraternity bro-ouche on a roid rage.
Now goven that I've seriously thought about the H3t truck. Its quite capable but I dont offroad and fobt need to play make-believe like that H2 does.
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E30Joe drives a Subaru
> Grindintosecond
12/14/2013 at 18:03 |
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He was actually an older guy (by older I mean like 24-25) so out of college, two other people in the car, both dudes.
Still probably a roided out frat bro.
lie2me
> E30Joe drives a Subaru
12/14/2013 at 18:46 |
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Karma, cool!